Christine Schiefer

Christine became a writer/producer at the ripe age of six, creating (and starring in) such timeless classics as Tourists in a Time Warp, The Super People Visit Asia Minor, and, of course, the infamous Kentucky Derby in Ohio.

In pursuit of a real career in ~the industry~ Christine moved to LA in 2015, where she instantly found massive success as a part-time dog-walker. At least that’s what the dogs thought. Christine continued to grind, working as a Lyft driver, coffee-fetcher, and even private investigator before ultimately landing her dream job as a Nickelodeon writer alongside her soulmate, Squidward Tentacles. In an attempt to create more of her own content, Christine teamed up with her friend Em Schulz in 2017 to create the Webby Award-winning paranormal/true crime podcast And That’s Why We Drink. More recently, her younger brother Alex, most likely inspired and humbled by her immense talent, suggested they create a more lighthearted comedy show that ultimately became Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, a podcast featuring one-star reviews read in the most dramatic fashion.

When she’s not writing, podcasting, or binge-watching Forensic Files, Christine can typically be found wandering the cereal aisle of the grocery store, talking to her dog, or injuring herself in a beginner yoga class.

As far as her passions go, she is equally fond of budget wine and the stories that make her drink it.